lol
…25.000 muggles around
“Who knows what it might have become?”
Anonymous asked: Why does colorful soaps make white bubbles?
Because every colorful soap has a tiny white fairy on the inside. When they fart, they make bubbles. And because they’re all the same the bubbles always come out white. Ta-daah.
You have… The popular girls:
The popular guys:
The sluts:
The pervs:
The nerds:
The guidos:
The stoners:
That awkward PDA couple:
That guy that really doesn’t want to be late for class:
The socially awkward kids:
That kid wit da swag:
That gurl that’s just straight up fabulous:
And then theres me:
(Source: inkyfurreal)
“In the world there are, on average, five people with the look identical to yours.”
There are 5 sexy motherfuckers out there.
(Source: kristinejoycecapatimakeyousmile)
I hate it when parents compare you to other children.
it’s like, “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mum, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
(Source: iheartlovinglove)
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
lol are you fucking kidding me
